- white people: this is SO spicy
- me: it's water
the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover
“the thug life chose me”
Not to mention that’s the most royal fuckin hoodie it’s floral and it has bobby pins in it to KEEP IT ON HER HEAD.
This is art.
- God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
- Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
I’m tired of being nervous about everything, why can’t I just talk on the phone or ask a question like a normal every day human being
Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.
(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)